Onanology 239: Principles of Onanology

Analysis of onanological fundamentals from multiple perspectives. What is onanology? What can it tell us about itself? If it were a thing, what kind of thing would it be? Requires HP 876 pencil. Students must demonstrate ability to ‘think outside box.'

Course Materials: The End of Onanology by Anne Sukov, Penguin 3rd edition; "Onanology?" by Arthur Pendson, 5th edition;  "Post-Onanological ‘p'erspectives" by jar'r'i, woodcut version; Rubick's Cube Made Easy by Sylvester Bempis.

Prerequisites: Onanology 136: Onanology for Today's World & one of:

• Introduction to Introductory Courses: We're Not Afraid of Spiders Anymore
• Let's Read Some Unusually Small Typefaces: an Introduction
• Card or Coin? Gendered Perspectives on Photocopying